boasting sizeable superb generous wonderfully good

got an ad for a property from a well known estate agent. the flat description reads:
“Boasting a sizeable balcony and a superb standard of décor, this generous one bedroomed flat is wonderfully positioned close to a number of local amenities and within good distance of both …”

See, you can fit an awful lot of adjectives and adverbs in a short sentence.

it’s kinda funny, in a sad way..