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I’ll be giving a seminar around the world to local administrators and politicians on the cheapest, quickest and most efficient way to transform their cities, towns, villages and metropolis in bicycle friendly environment and how to create the most amazing network of bicycle lanes without spending a penny and without actually building anything. The secret, as I have learned in London and Florence, is to create a lot of hype, the secret is PR, press releases and nominating a Bicycle Csar, someone with special powers, who rides the city on a car with a driver to take part to talks, interviews, press conferences. Basically a PR campaign is the best substitute for actually building anything. Just say that you have a network of bicycle lanes and people will start believing it. Take the example of London: by painting a section of the roads with stripes, they have created “bicycle lanes”. Never mind that the striped line on the road doesn’t actually protect the cyclist nor segregate motorised traffic from bicycles. Who cares about these details? Certainly not the Csar riding an expensive sedan with a driver.. But the real gem in London is the idea to add bicycle to the bus lanes (and bikes too actually), so now buses, cabs, cars with special permits or cars that just don’t care, bikes and bicycles all share the same lane. Perfect no? However London cyclist should not worry, here comes TFL with an educational video, hints about surviving your next bicycle ride, stupid advise given by stupid people to those mad enough to cycle in London. In Florence the situation is slightly different. The new mayor, a sort of italian version of boris johnson, has exploited the existing network of unconnected and unmaintained bicycle lanes which already existed to invoke on the city the title of “bicycle friendly”, and has nominated a special “assessore” (councillor) as “bicycle csar”. Neither of them has done anything really other than the usual PR campaigns and showing off occasionally on a bicycle long enough to be photographed and appear on the national media. If you were curious to see a really friendly bicycle city, then go to the netherlands or to a german town, for example Frankfurt, which has an extensive network of bicycle lanes, which allows to bring bicycles on public transportation (for FREE!) and where cycling is really possible, safe and enjoyable.
A message from my friends at Fallen Empire: “We are currently working on a group exhibition that will take place at the Bristol Photography Festival. We are lookin for your unusual views about the urban environment. If you have any photographic work that will suit the project and want to be part of a group exhibition, contact us. The works will be hanged in a beautiful alley in the center of Bristol: Johnny Ball Lane (see map): Show starts on May 5th, 2012 We would like to create more than a simple exhibition. We would like it to be a street happening. Creativity and DIY not optional. For submission and more information feel free to contact us via contact.fallenempire@gmail.com
I was there for breakfast and had a French toast with bananas and a latte. Someone please tell non italians that latte or latte macchiato should be served in a tall glass not in a large cup and that half a liter of milk is TOO MUCH!! less is better. the toast was ok, syrup was already poured on it so I had no choice of dosing how much syrup I wanted, nor was I offered any extra syrup. There was also a annoyingly funny affair with butter. After ordering, someone brought cutlery a napkin and butter. some other waiter passing bye removed the butter without saying a word. then another waiter brought the butter back and then the waiter who brought the French toast took the butter away. I was tempted to start swearing something about butter and a four letter word but I thought it would not be appropriate. The place tries to give itself a kind of snob French feeling which is reflected in the service which is not memorable. Another funny affair was that of the wifi password. The waiter wanted to type the password, which I take as an act of kindness but at the same time it’s kind of annoying that someone should put his hands on my keyboard and only the arrival of an untimely call on my mobile made me say “ok”, normally very few people get to touch my keyboard. All in all a place where I am not going back. French toast with banana with maple syrup and a latte: 11.19gbp including service London, W1 area
it goes to prove that offering freebies is good for business. had the hayward gallery not offered a free documentary by Jeremy Deller on Depeche Mode fans, I would have never paid 10GBP to view his (and David Shrigley’s) show at the Hayward Gallery. “Our hobby is Depeche mode” (no direct link possible, click on the icon) is a documentary on deranged Depeche mode fans. Deller’s point of view is different, apparently the love for this band and its members has collided historically with the “fall of the wall” and the demise of the “evil communist eastern block”, however i couldn’t help thinking that if these people were so desperate to be free to cultivate their pathological obsession with this band, then perhaps the “evil communists” were actually trying to help them. The most emblematic and powerful case is the German family with children where the father has imposed on the family, including the innocent children, to dress like Depeche mode in their videos and to spend their lives re-enacting those videos. There is a poignant point in the documentary, someone, I think the Iranian kid, says something like “you guys in the west give for granted simple things like dressing the way you want to dress or listening the music you want to listen, but in Iran or in oppressive regimes those simple freedoms don’t exist and you could be beaten, imprisoned and killed for listening to Depeche mode music”. Sure at first sigh this is something that hit at the heart of the westerner and of his pride for the democracy, the freedom of speech, the freedom to vote and all of this. personally I’d say: look closely.. sure we have simpler lives from that point of view and i can write this stupid blog today, but ask yourselves: is it really for free? do we get this “freedom” for free or are we having to pay a price for it? is there a subtler less visible way of oppressing people? hasn’t this freedom also got boundaries, limits which cannot be pushed? interestingly enough, if you pay the 10GBP and visit the Deller show, you will find a couple of works by the same artist/researcher which show an example of how our freedoms might have appeared shiny and glittery across “the wall”, but sometime was instead bloody and painful. Another of Deller’s works is the re-enactment (no direct link, click on the icon), of the so called battle of Orgreave, the bloody clash between miners and police (and apparently not just police) during the UK miners strike in the ’80′s. As highlighted by Deller’s work, this was not just any clash between picketing miners and police, this was part of a strategy to undermine and destroy the power of unions in general and to break the solidarity of workers. and it was successful. In the first pages of his “Notes from a small island”, if I remember correctly – i don’t have a copy here with me now – Bill Bryson describes the UK pre-Tatcher as a real socialist country. Not the land of Waitrose and Tesco and extreme consumerism. The changes that the country has undergone since the 1970′s are dramatic and destroying the unions and the rights of workers was perceived as a priority and so it was. Since then neoliberalism has become the mandatory policy for all countries on Earth, and it has defined the borders of our freedoms and those who have tried to stand on its way, have been swept away with no more regards than the Iranian kids who want to play Depeche mode music and dress like their idols. I think the most powerful recent example of how our freedoms are only a facade, they are on the suface, a thin layer of ice that easily breaks as soon as it is pushed by the most peaceful form of dissent and protest is Corey Ogilvie “I am not moving” series about police brutality against the Occupy Wall Street movement. Other example could be the oppression of the “No TAV” (in Italian) in northern italy, a spontaneous movement fighting against a high speed train project. |
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